… you accidentally press the talk button on a teddy bear in the store and now you don’t know how to make it stop. … you’ve been arguing with your friend for a long time and suddenly realize that she’s right but now you don’t know how to admit it. … you’re at your friend’s house and his parents are yelling at him, and you’re sitting there not knowing where to look. … your mom is doing the dishes and you sneak another dirty plate into her pile. … you’re spaced out and staring at someone without meaning to but they think you’re interested in them. … you think the teacher is asking you a question so you answer but she was really talking to the girl behind you. … you’re meeting your cousin’s baby for the first time and have no clue if it’s a boy or a girl. … everyone is singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to you and you have no idea what to do so you’re just standing there looking clueless. … the class is quiet and your stomach decides to imitate a whale. … you’re eating a packet of chips in a quiet room and everyone can hear you chew. … you’re single and win a romantic dinner date for two in the supermarket raffle. … you’re asking if anyone wants to taste your food just to look nice and someone actually takes it. … someone asks you if you understood the joke, and tells you to explain it. … you don’t understand a joke but laugh loudly to show that you did. … you’ve already said “what” about four times but you still can’t get what the other person is saying so you just nod along and agree so they don’t think you’re deaf. … you send someone a message on Facebook chat and they log off 2 seconds later. … you finish watching a TV series and you’re not sure what to do with your life now. … you see a 10-year-old kid with a better phone than you. … you think your account has been hacked but it’s only the CAPS lock playing a joke on you. … you realize that what you’re chewing on since an hour is a borrowed pen. … you ask someone what they’re wearing to a party and they tell you that they’re not invited. … you try to make the noise again to prove it to everyone but the chair is surprisingly quiet now. … your chair makes a farting noise and everyone thinks it’s you. … someone’s comment on your Facebook status has way more likes than the status itself. … your girlfriend has the lyrics of a sad song as her status and you have no clue what you’ve done. … you check your phone after five hours and expect about three hundred messages, but there are only two texts from your mom asking you to get milk. … the dentist asks you a question when your mouth is wide open. … someone says “You two should date!” to you and your best friend. cause its nice to help the talented folk, and by doing so you can you kind of know him too adding cool factor to your life.… your teacher asks you to read out loud from your textbook but you have no clue what page it’s on because you’ve been sleeping. designers get cheerleaders right? at any rate you should check out his tumblr and buy some stuff from his store. he also seems to have a litany of lady fans, which i guess will help to propel him to design kid fame. ![]() i kind of know this joe dude off twitter, we barely talk but hes obviously talented - takes some well composed photos, has an assembalance of wry humor and draws cute yet intelligent caricatures that make you analyse your life ( or is that just me?). ![]() my current flatties/surrogate family, my recent string of ex bfs and gfs (dont go back too far though then you get into not so talented territory) and of course my circles of friends gained from things as diverse as working for scum bag dudes who deal drugs on the side to both trying to buy the last copy of a penguin classic at unity books. you could characterise most of the people in my life as that. Sometimes you chance upon people in life who are pretty talented.
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